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Burger King Discards Subtlety for “Seven Incher”

JOE GANDELMAN of theModerateVoice has a few choice words about BK’s horrendous new ad campaign featuring a glassy-eyed receptacle of a woman and the Super Seven Incher.

Just when you thought the vulgarization of culture that is now worldwide due to the unifying influence of cable, the Internet and You Tube can’t get any more vulgar, Burger King proves you wrong with news of its new advertising campaign for its “Super Seven Incher Sandwich” that’s fun for journalists to report on, will get lots of buzz but would hurt the company if it was unveiled even five years ago. It leaves nothing to the imagination.

The copy at the bottom is also very classy:

IT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY. Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.

Can this be the new face of the GOP Please?

Video – Liz Cheney: Obama is Putting America on the Wrong Side of History (Hannity June 23, 2009)Right Scoop has the latest video of the ever-brilliant Liz Cheney laying a subtle smackdown on Obama, specifically, his foreign policy naivete.

C4P is Calling out HuffPo’s Sarah Palin Foot Fetish

Conservatives4Palin are pointing out a bit of leftist hypocrisy at the HuffPo.  But of course this obsession with Gov. Palin’s feet is nothing new

The Huffington Post actually has a poll and a slideshow up about Governor Palin’s toenails. No, I’m not kidding, and it’s already got hundreds of poisonous comments. This reminds me of the numerous wire photos of the Governor’s feet and lower legs during the 2008 campaign, and the interest seems to be continuing. For instance, Ben Smith’s Politico piece from last Saturday’s Auburn visit included this quote:

Her four-car motorcade, including two black SUVs provided by the New York State Police, then headed to Seneca Falls, where Palin, bright red toenails visible in open shoes, trooped through a museum that focuses on the 19th-century origins of the American women’s movement in Upstate New York.

Ugliest Comment of the Week: Megan Fox

In an interview with “Total Film UK, ” when asked how she would stop Megatron from demolishing the world, she offers this crystal clear window into the soul:

“I’d barter with him,  and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”  - Megan Fox

Megan and her Daisy Dukes will be unstoppable in this summer’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and she ranks a highly coveted “10″ on the Kade Scale but with comments like this it is no wonder she has no friends.

Nice house, nobody home.

Video: Megyn Kelly unloads on Playboy

Via Hotair

Playboy Really Hates Conservative Women

From a web article on Playboy.com [since self-censored] by Guy Cimbalo

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship-a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you’ll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize. But there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f***. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.

Acticons has saved the article for posterity - if that site recovers from the traffic hit.

“So Right It’s Wrong” is the title of the vile, foul-mouthed piece in which each of the women profiled is given a hate f*** rating.

Michelle Malkin, for instance, is labeled a “highly f***able Filipina” and purveyor of “frothing idiocy.” Her hate f*** rating? “Worse than f***ing Eva Braun.” And “rancid shrew” Laura Ingraham’s hate f*** rating? “Vagina dentata would be an improvement.”

Here is the list of Guy Cimbalo’s fantasy rape victims:

  • Michelle Malkin
  • Megyn Kelly
  • Mary Katharine Ham
  • Amanda Carpenter
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck
  • Dana Perino
  • Laura Ingraham
  • Pamela Geller
  • Michele Bachmann
  • Peggy Noonan

Ugliest Comment of the Week: Wanda Sykes

Comedian Wanda Sykes entertained the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner by taking jabs at radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh. Sykes said Limbaugh was supposed to be the “20th hijacker [on 9/11] but he was so strung out on OxyContin, he missed his flight.” Responding to Limbaugh’s comment that he hopes Obama fails, Sykes said she hopes “his kidneys fail.”

Sykes concluded her tirade against Limbaugh by suggesting he “needs a good waterboarding.”

Porn Star Stormy Daniels May Challenge Vitter

Porn star, Stormy Daniels, is “seriously considering” running for the US Senate.   According to the AP she has recently begun a listening tour that promises to add some color to 2010 Louisiana Senate race.

Stormy Daniels strode onstage at a downtown Baton Rouge restaurant in a tight black blouse with a plunging neckline and a knee-length skirt in the popular purple of Louisiana State University. She introduced herself with a warning.

“For those of you who don’t know who I am,” she told the lunch crowd at The Roux House, “I’d suggest that you don’t Google that until you get home from work.”

She’s a Louisiana-born porn star who says she is considering a 2010 run for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Republican David Vitter, whose family-values reputation was marred in 2007 when his name was linked to a Washington prostitution ring.

She currently resides in Florida and will have to re-establish Louisiana residency to run. It is unlikely that the term “carpet-bagger” will harm her potential candidacy.

CNN scored an early interview:

“You look familiar. Not your face, though,” said Jody Mathern, 51, a New Orleans man who said he works in the oil industry, drawing laughs from Daniels and a table full of oil patch workers. “She’s a whole lot prettier than Vitter. But I still don’t know what color her eyes are.”

CNN begins new feature: ‘Wingnuts of the Week’

Here is how CNN describes their new ‘Wingnut of the Week’ feature on American Morning:

We’re trying out a new segment on “American Morning” called “Wingnuts of the Week.” It builds on a simple premise – the far-right and the far-left are equally insane.

What’s a Wingnut? It’s someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of American politics – the professional partisans and the unhinged activists – the folks who always try to divide rather than unite. In our polarized two party system, they have disproportionate influence and too often define the terms of debate. With this segment, we’re going to try and take that power back.

Noble CNN is trying to take back politics from the polarizing left and right. See how fair and balanced they are. The problem with this approach is that from CNNs point of view every conservative is a ‘Wingnut’. Their inaugural edition features two very different personalities.  They are: leftist, conspiracy theorist and former Representative Cynthia McKinney and conservative Representative Michele Bachman.

This approach is standard fare for the mainstream media.  They will claim, “See, the crazy people are on both sides!”  Putting these two women in the same league shows a complete lack of perspective from CNN.  McKinney is certifiably insane.  She is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist who has hinted that it may have been an “inside job” all along. “A complete investigation might reveal” that “President Bush or members of his administration have personally profited from the attacks of 9-11.”  In addition to seeing a Jewish conspiracy to derail her campaigns, her race-baiting skills are enough to make Al Sharpton blush.

What, according to CNN, are Ms. Bachmanns “extreme views?”

Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachman first became nationally known in the late innings of campaign ’08, when she told Chris Matthews, “I am very concerned he [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.”

CNN claims that this statement lacks common sense and common decency. I would say that is pretty tame considering that almost all “progressives” could be said to have anti-American views. In fact, I’ll say it now. All progressives have anti-American views. At least what is thought of as “traditionally” American. Progressives do not hide the fact that they view America as inherently unfair, racist, homophobic and unjust. That is why it needs fixed. CNN then repeats the lie that Ms. Bachmann made a “call to investigate all members of Congress for anti-American views.” This claim comes from an interview with Chris Matthews where he badgers her until she finally relents and says , in effect, that yes it would be nice if the media were interested in the political views of those on the left.

If those two examples aren’t enough damning evidence against Ms. Bachmann for you, CNN outsources the remaining examples of outrage to the liberal blog The Daily Beast.  Here are paraphrases of the Daily Beast’s condemnations:

  1. She’s a Christian.
  2. She once claimed that she was assaulted by two lesbians.
  3. Her husband is a Christian.
  4. She thinks her children are attractive.
  5. She opposes hate-crimes legislation.
  6. Jesse Ventura thinks shes crazy.  (No word on Al Franken’s opinion of her)
  7. She said that Saddam’s palace was big.
  8. She was seen sitting near a Gay rights rally.  (Yeah, I don’t get this one either.)
  9. She claimed have knowledge of an agreement between Iran and Iraq.
  10. She claimed that some suspicious imams attended Keith Ellisons victory celebration.
  11. She has a gay stepsister.
  12. She once touched President Bush.

Katrina Pierson - Dallas Tea Party - April 15, 2009

h/t Michelle Malkin